Wednesday, August 20, 2008

New Olympic event for 2012

Beijing, China August 20, 2008-

With overwhelming support from fans across the globe, the International Olympic Committee has voted today to allow a new exhibition sport to the 2012 Summer Games in London.

Spokesperson for the IOC said, "We are really excited about this new competition. Our synchronized sports have become very popular and we look forward to expanding this genre. Athletes will be judged on criteria such as distance and style. We already have plans for different classes which include water, tobacco, and the ever popular watermelon seeds, to name just a few."

The US Olympic Committee commented that they have already been in contact with players from Major League Baseball and old tyme saloon patrons as potential members for their 2012 team.

Photo Credit
"The Bluto" inspired by National Lampoon's Animal House

Friday, August 8, 2008

The innocence of 1960

Next in the series-
"Junior Science Book of

Insert jokes here_______

Nuff said.

Now get back to work.