To Reheat... set phone to 911

Life is funny- you just need to know where the right places to look in order to find the punchline.


I opened the refrigerator today and found this.

I'm so glad it was there because those thing will spoil faster than mayonnaise at a church picnic.

I was going to put it in the oven to reheat it, but the pilot is out on our electric stove again.

I would expect this from White Castle.

The funny thing about this- Is that the town where this store is located has a reputation of being...
well you get the idea.


Chalk this up to another sign designer who needs to have someone with school yard humor proof the design. Back when we lived in New Jersey there was a Dental Health AssOCIATES office with a light up letter sign. The sign was designed so that "OCIATES" was on one circuit. Once again you understand, but it stayed that way for over 6 months. You think someone would have noticed once the prank phone calls started.

Love is...

Your equivalent to grade school art on her proverbial refrigerator.






I went to my wife's office today to take a picture of my first "micrograve", on my way out I noticed the jar and smiled to myself. I had completely forgotten about doing it.




The following set of events took place over a number of weeks back in January/February of 2007

1) Where it all Started.
2) Then the discussion began.
3) Our own golf ball for the bathroom.
4) The Golf Ball meets a silver sharpie.
5) Silver Golf Ball ends up in a jar.
6) Cotton added for effect.
7) Jar ends up in her purse as a joke.
(What it wasn't take your meteorite to work day?)
8) "Petersburg 82303" ends up on permanent display in her office.

SO- what happened to Hex & Where?

My wife likes to play these word games.

I myself prefer to fight crime with Clue or explore the Jersey Shore with Monopoly. For some strange reason we own neither one.

We do however own Upwords and once in a while it makes an appearance. I do have to say I prefer this over Scrabble any day.

So we were playing the other night and this is how the board ended. There was only a few more words put down after the SO, but what a collection of words we ended up with now taken in a different context.

Secret Santa 2007

Secret Santa 2007 has begun.

So you don't need to ask:
"Hos, Hos, Hos Stay out of our park thanks to Phil!
From Secret Santa"

Possibly has something to do with my secret life as a crime fighter.

Think Small 4

Opening Night!

Now through December 22 in Richmond, VA.

You can find out more information here about the exhibit.

Forgot to read the Warning

This happened a few blocks from our house.







I know that if this happened to me I would be really upset, but since it didn't...

Remember Folks! No matter how hard it is raining outside you should never use your propane grill inside.